Last month, our lovely affiliate, missionmcflygermany had a chance to ask couple of questions to Dougie Poynter from McFLY.

QUESTIONS ANSWERED BY DOUGIE POYNTER

1.Anyway, What do you guys know about Germany? Have any of you been here before?
Answer: No not been before but we hear you have big sausages? We don’t

2. Do you know any German words?
Answer: Nine

3. Close your eyes and imagine a german girl. Now tell us, what do we look like?
Answer: TOM!

4. A question many of us have been asking theirselves over the past weeks: Why Cologne? Why not Berlin? Or Frankfurt?
Answer: Asko ur promoter

5. Do you have any plans to realease some of your stuff in Germany, now that you are going to play a concert here?
Answer: Some day soon we hope

6. Do you know/like any german artists or bands? (Rammstein, Scooter and Tokio Hotel don’t count)
Answer: Rammstein have to count (Iche Vill was wicked)

7. For your „West“ Europe tour: Have you got any plans for sightseeing while you’re on the road?
Answer: We are going to see as much as we can but ist hard when traveling from place to place. Know any good Places?

8. Why do you play 3 shows in Holland and none in countries like Sweden or Denmark?
Answer: Holland has more naked chicks!

9. Have you got any tour plans for 2010? Maybe come back to beautiful Germany? Or make our american McFamily Members happy by going over there (they really deserve their piece of the McCake, you know?)
Answer: We have big plans for Zolo, we hope to be back in Germany and also America

10. What’s the meaning of life?
Answer: To play x-box and naked polo

11. What’s your favourite German Beer?
Answer: Theo ne that tastes like English beer

12. Okay back to the tour now, will you do any Meet and Greets and give your fans a chance to meet you?
Answer: Not Sure about that yet

13. Have you ever thought about taking your family or girlfriend (as band or solo act) on tour as supporting act?
Answer: EEERRRRRRRRRRRRR>>>>>>>>>…………….. NO!!!!!!

14. Back when you started, did you think you’d ever have so many fans all around the world, all eagerly trying to make you come to their country?
Answer: No way, ist amazing and we are very grateful

15.And, most important, will you come back?
Answer: HELL YES!!!!!!!!

Extra credit: Honestly, what do you think about girls mastrubating thinking of you? Or thinking about you while having sex with someone else?
Answer: SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!

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